Happy Mother's Day?

Mother's Day is not one of my favorite holidays. What's that, you want to know why? Mind your own goddamned business. I would have told you if I wanted you to know. Anyway... if you're anything like me, you're looking for a way to be able to enjoy the holiday again. I have found the only way that my black heart (it's from a transplant) will ever be able to enjoy this day again.

That's right, pictures of kittens nursing:

Happy Mother's Day, everyone!